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"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"And this time--no ark!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I might just get a pie."

Fork in the trail.

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Illogic Tree

'And my board approved this?'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Yahweh/Your Way

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

Digital or analog elevators.

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