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Putin-Medvedev.

Remote control pirate bully

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

This side is the gag reel.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

King kong 5 G.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'Why is it always about me?'

Bedroom Traffic Control

I will be Bach.

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"