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'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

The role of administration.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

"I like to keep things simple."

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

"You've got and experienced instructor and a dual-control desk."

"The buck really stops with him."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'How's this for a severance package? Five minutes to grab all you can get.'

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

'I love men in uniformity.'

"I like our inbred isolated corporate culture. It's cozy.'

'Don't look at this as a demotion, look at it as the stripping away of your last shred of dignity.'

'I can't stand 'Yes men'!'

"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

'Can we talk... alone?'

"I'm used to dealing with grievances. I've been married for 30 years."

The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.

'We had a leveraged buyout today, and I was the fulcrum!'

'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'

The Kavec Corp - A wholly owned (but nevertheless on good terms with) subsidiary of T4 industries.

VP Moving & Shaking and VP Bobbing, Weaving.

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

"Sorry, sir. Access denied."

'It's the boss' attempt to convey a certain openness'

'Hey you two, take it off-line!'