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"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Hollywood Sign Developers

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Businessman wearing many hats.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"It's our new corporate strategy. I'd get on board if I were you, Watkins."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

"I absolutely refuse to be surrounded by yes men, do I make myself perfectly clear?"

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

"Under same management. Beat off takeover.

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

Business plan.

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'We've discovered a new system that generates more revenue. We want you to pay us to work here.'

"How about moving in a little closer?"

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

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"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."