Business Dynamics Buff Mugs

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

"I absolutely refuse to be surrounded by yes men, do I make myself perfectly clear?"

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Business plan.

"Under same management. Beat off takeover.

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

'We've discovered a new system that generates more revenue. We want you to pay us to work here.'

"How about moving in a little closer?"

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Credit card campaign ad

"Have you heard the latest? Hunter is doing a hostile takeover of gatherer."