Market Dynamics Buff Mugs

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

The day the stock market went UP.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

U.S. Foreign Policy

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'Money, I'm home!'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Bump in the road.

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'Pssst! How do we go about telling him we're interested in growth stocks?'

Stock market recession strategy.

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

"Buy low, sell high. That's all I know about the birds and bees, Harland."

'The Dollar is down, so he's worshipping the Euro.'

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'

STRIP Hambone: Money market warning indicator

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

The Kavec Corp - A wholly owned (but nevertheless on good terms with) subsidiary of T4 industries.

'Hi, I brought along the small investors!'

I didn't know there was an annual running of the bulls through the financial district.