Market Dynamics Buff Gifts

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

The day the stock market went UP.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

U.S. Foreign Policy

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'Money, I'm home!'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Bump in the road.

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Stock market recession strategy.

'Pssst! How do we go about telling him we're interested in growth stocks?'

"Buy low, sell high. That's all I know about the birds and bees, Harland."

'The Dollar is down, so he's worshipping the Euro.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'

STRIP Hambone: Money market warning indicator

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

The Kavec Corp - A wholly owned (but nevertheless on good terms with) subsidiary of T4 industries.

I didn't know there was an annual running of the bulls through the financial district.