Company Dynamics Buff Gifts

The Kavec Corp - A wholly owned (but nevertheless on good terms with) subsidiary of T4 industries.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"I absolutely refuse to be surrounded by yes men, do I make myself perfectly clear?"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Yin and Yang VPs.

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

'We believe in having a very specialised team. Watkins here for example provides all our human error.'

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"You're ruthless, vicious, destructive, and downright barbaric. It's so refreshing."

'Newgate, you'll be reporting to Cunningham, who'll be reporting directly to me. I, in one of those unexplainable paradoxes of the business world will be reporting to you,'

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'I love men in uniformity.'

'Remember to stay downwind from him, he can smell fear.'