Desk Dynamo Pillows

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"

Why the laptop was developed.

In-Out-Far Out.

"Good - you brought a desk. During our first interview, I couldn't imagine you working here."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

In - Out - Pending.

Grim Reaper: Day In - Day Out

Stethoscope

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

'She posted her first blog today.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Business of Finger-pointing

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."