Desk Dynamos Gifts

I.R.S.: LIKE IT and LUMP IT nameplates on agent's desk.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

CEO with SEO

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Cossack dancers

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

Office Park

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'She's in training.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

The power of the blog.

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"