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I.R.S.: LIKE IT and LUMP IT nameplates on agent's desk.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Cossack dancers

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Office Park

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

The power of the blog.

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."