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"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

In - Out - Pending.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."