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"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Cossack dancers

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'