Office Dynamo Gifts

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

Romance

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

In - Out - Pending.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting