Boardroom Dynamo Gifts

Business of Finger-pointing

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Romance

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'Dog eat dog.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

In - Out - Pending.

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

"That explains all the cavities."

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"You're late, Myers!"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Businessman at the deep end.