Desk Dragon Gifts

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

Shake it all about sign on desk

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Office Park

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

InOutYada Yada.

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Tell Figgis I'm busy.

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Frustrated at the office.

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

The modern sheriff.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

One Person Meeting in Progress

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

Job Security

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT