Desk Drone Gifts

The Work Flow

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."

Claus 2.0

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

In - Out - Pending.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Entomology Reference

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

The Cashless Society is Here

Office zombie.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'