Drones Gifts

"Take me to your leader."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"The Baby Delivery Sector has to move with the times, Stork."

"This feels a little over the top for pad thai."

For Santa's Drone

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

'Of course I trust you, but my parental drone will be hovering over the party.'

"Could you open the fridge? I'm sending in the drone for more supplies."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Santa takes down the competition.

"Darn technology."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Drones

"So, tell me. What makes you think you'll be a good drone pilot? "

'Those aren't locusts, Roy. They're delivery drones.'

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

Airlines: Arrivals, Departures, Drones...

"Not on my watch..."

'Good morning. This is your government drone speaking. Are you James Smith of 546 Mabel Street, or Mable James of 645 of Smith street, or none of the above?. . .'

'Now I see what you mean. I really am losing my hair up there!'

"It beats flying for your food."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

'I think it wants a tip.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Surveillance Society

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

Tiny Drones

Wait a minute! This idiot's not flying south. He's just going in circles and looking in windows.