Drone Watching Gifts

"I told you I was working late, why don't you ever believe me?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Tourists

Claus 2.0

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

The Hobby Store

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Butterflies

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

TSA Noah

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.