Drone Flying Gifts

"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"I do mostly event photography and racing, with a bit of light voyeurism on the side."

The Hobby Store

"I bagged a couple of ducks and a drone."

Drone Dog Walker

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

An enemy's counter drone.

"We spotted a ruffled grouse, a fan-tailed warbler, and a pair of non-military drones."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

Drone Commute

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

Claus 2.0

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

Boptimism

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Recalculating route..."