Drone Operator Gifts

"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."

'Click on 'drone', find the target you wish to destry, then press 'control-alt-delete.'

"This feels a little over the top for pad thai."

Remote control spy plane - Remote control soldier.

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"Darn technology."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I do mostly event photography and racing, with a bit of light voyeurism on the side."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"So what if it's invading our air rights."

'...Those damn drones have been giving us a bad name.'

'Careful, Martha ... Those might not be flies. They could be drones.'

'It must be drone migration season.'

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

Ugly American

"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."

"How's the war going?"

Zoom Wedding Crasher

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I think it's from accounting."

Drone Spray

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

Drone Baby Delivery

Labradrone

"We can have clean energy or surveillance, but not both."

At any time of day, and for no good reason, they know where you are...Meanwhile, at a press conference at Malaysia Airlines...

Drone Fly Trap

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

'A tip? Well...do you have any transistors?'

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

The World's First Pizza Drone Delivery

"Beware of the hawk, drone of the bird world."

'Pull!'