Drone Engineer Gifts

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"There will be no more sleigh visits, as I've gone entirely to drone delivery."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Moon: Made in China

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Split Decision

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I am not afraid of you!"

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.