Drone Geeks Gifts

Drones Ahoy

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Flight simulator'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Split Decision

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

I Want to be a Drone President

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Flights and Coronavirus

Entomology Reference

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

TSA

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

The next drone flight

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Flight: Select your spot.

"He's a quick learner."

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"I think it's from accounting."