Drone Operator Enthusiast Gifts

I Want to be a Drone President

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Birds Following Witch.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Nuclear Security Summit

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Split Decision

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

I Want to be a Drone President

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Entomology Reference

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"It beats flying for your food."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Drone Baby Delivery

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'