Drone Enthusiast Gifts

'They'll never be able to replace drivers with technology. Hey, what are those drones doing?'

"This feels a little over the top for pad thai."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"His parents think the way to school is too dangerous."

'Of course I trust you, but my parental drone will be hovering over the party.'

"Santa is semi retired now. He's mostly using drones."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"At least it's a technological improvement this time since it was not a baseball, but a drone."

Santa takes down the competition.

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

Dog Drone

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

"Walkies!"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'...Those damn drones have been giving us a bad name.'

'Those aren't locusts, Roy. They're delivery drones.'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"

Domestic Spying Drones

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

'You've missed your flight, but if you hurry, there's a drone leaving in 5 minutes.'

Hey, Frank! Do you mind? Your personal drone is violating my personal airspace!'

Drones stole my job.

"Mom! It followed me home! Can I keep it?

'Remember when people considered reining in presidential drone powers?'

'Unleash the drones!'

"So, tell me. What makes you think you'll be a good drone pilot? "

Wounded Drone Warriors

Mohammed Loses a Buddy, Gets PTSD

In Govt We Trvst

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

Other Countries Using Drones to Kill Our President? That'll Never Happen.

Other Countries Using Drones to Kill Our President? That'll Never Happen.