Drone Aficionados Gifts

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

"Recalculating route..."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Nuclear Security Summit

Why Superman flies himself

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'So, how was flight school?'

Entomology Reference

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

I Want to be a Drone President

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"It beats flying for your food."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Drone warfare...

Drone Spray