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Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Recalculating route..."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Why Superman flies himself

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

Entomology Reference

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'So, how was flight school?'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"It beats flying for your food."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"I think it's from accounting."

Drone warfare...

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'