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'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Darn technology."

"I do mostly event photography and racing, with a bit of light voyeurism on the side."

"It beats flying for your food."

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"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Drone

"Good morning."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Believe me, you don't want to visit that club. Its members drone on and on."

"Trust me, Miss Peep, with the 'ewe-track surveillance drone' - you'll never lose track of your flock again."

"Here comes our replacement part now,. We can finally go home."

Game of Drones

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

'Post office drone is right on time.'

'You know. . . I'm starting to warm up to the idea of domestic uses for drones.'

'I heard they lost another one.'

'Post office drone is right on time.'

John Brennan

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"There he is - Drone Acharya."

Graduation day at drone school.

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

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