Drone Hobbyist Gifts

"You have to try one of these drones!"

Obama Spooked by Drone

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

Some kids have helicopter parents. I have drones.

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

Drone Dog Walker

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Entomology Reference

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

I Want to be a Drone President

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"I think it's from accounting."

The next drone flight

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."