Helicopter Aficionado Gifts

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World Wide Web.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Airport Bored Rooms

Ace High

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Heliphant

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."