Helicopter Aficionado Gifts

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World Wide Web.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Ace High

Airport Bored Rooms

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Heliphant

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."