Helicopter Enthusiasts Gifts

Cow conkers

FISH ESCAPE.

"Recalculating route..."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

A boy and his spin patrol.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'So, how was flight school?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Cow Pilot.

"He's a quick learner."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Airplane Seatbelts

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

'No hitchhikers!'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

Air Taxi

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

Helicopter Rescues.

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish