High-flying Enthusiasts Gifts

Around the World By Balloon.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Recalculating route..."

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Why Superman flies himself

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'So, how was flight school?'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Cow Pilot.

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Basic economy

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Airplane Seatbelts

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.