Helicopter Enthusiast Gifts

Helicopter Rescues.

Scientists watching a lab rat escape from a maze by helicopter.

Coronavirus in New York

"I'd rather fly instead of drive."

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

Santa takes off with presents in Chinook helicopter. Elf says: 'I can't believe he accepted a lift from Prince William.'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cow Blue Arrows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Birds Following Witch.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'