Helicopter Enthusiast Gifts

Helicopter Rescues.

Scientists watching a lab rat escape from a maze by helicopter.

Coronavirus in New York

"I'd rather fly instead of drive."

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

Santa takes off with presents in Chinook helicopter. Elf says: 'I can't believe he accepted a lift from Prince William.'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Birds Following Witch.

Airplane Mode.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'