Helicopter Lover Gifts

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

A boy and his spin patrol.

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."

"We both knew this day would come."

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

Air Taxi

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

I brake for Jetliners.

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

Helicopter Rescues.

Surveillance Society

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

Coronavirus in New York

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

Hopscotch landing zone.

Last Copter Ride