Plane Lover Gifts

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Birds Following Witch.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Mass Travel

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Bowling ball head.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'Termites!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

I warned you to keep it low!