Plane Lover T-Shirts

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Birds Following Witch.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Mass Travel

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Flight Socks.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Bowling ball head.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'Termites!'

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock