Lane Lover T-Shirts

Beginner approaching the lane.

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling alley

Bowling ball head.

I'd Rather Be Bowling.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"This is for those pesky 7-10 splits."

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Stratigraphy

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Mass Travel

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'