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Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Beginning Yarder.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Man painting MOM on boat

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Canadian Canoe.

Leap Frog

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'