Lap Lane Lover Mugs

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"This stool shall pass."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Canadian Canoe.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Bowling ball head.

Leap Frog

Man painting MOM on boat

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'