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"This lap dog knows absolutely nothing about computers."

"Your love gives me strength."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"More please."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Endurance

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

"Remember laps?"