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'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mardi Gras

"It get it – you're hungry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Dogs

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

"I think we may be related!"

A day at the transgenic races

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'