Lap Lover T-Shirts

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

The Dandy

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

Leap Frog

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Nap time."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Phelps gives new meaning to the term 'early retirement'."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Iceland volcano

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'

"When everyone gets a pillow you may start your presentation."