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'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

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“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

First love.

The Dandy

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

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"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

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Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

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'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

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'So Grandma's arrived then.'

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Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

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'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

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Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket