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'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Margarita

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

The Dandy

First love.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Modern day mirror.

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

'Was that your signature kiss?'

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"