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"I do bottoms, boobs and and tummy-tucks, my colleague specializes in bee-stung lips."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

Baseball is much more interesting now that I've learned to lip-read!

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

"There! Just like new!"

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Lipstick hiccups

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

'All I'm saying is that we need to be a bit more careful with our money...'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'