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'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

'No, Joe! It's wearing lipstick! That's the boss's pig!

"I can tell you didn't pull last night. . .You're wearing the same lipstick as yesterday."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

First love.

Desert Dermatologist

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."