Lipstick Loyalist T-Shirts

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Kissing the Fish

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Bottle Distillery

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Would you like to try them out?"

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Moebot

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"