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'Once again -- the iPhones have it.'

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

'I don't care if this phone company's monthly service fees are the lowest in the world, I'd prefer an iPhone.'

"I shop therefore I am!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

"Please feel free to browse."

'The $175 tee is understated glamour.'

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"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Aw, $*@#! They bought the generic brand!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"And let us acknowledge Fred's cradle to grave brand loyalty."

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

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"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

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