Company Loyalist T-Shirts

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'