Investment Loyalist T-Shirts

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Voter impatience.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'