Investment Loyalist Gifts

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Voter impatience.

"Please feel free to browse."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"